Cunningly fusing father-son sentiment and more blows to the groin per minute than any other movie you'll see this (and possibly any other) year; Little Man aims to win the heart of any man who's ever wished his son was actually a foul-mouthed; jewel-thieving midget. The rubbery face of Marlon Wayans (White Chicks) is digitally transposed onto the body of an actual midget so that Marlon can play Calvin; a bad-tempered thief who's trying to retrieve a humongous diamond from the purse of Vanessa (Kerry Washington; Ray); the buppie wife of Darryl (Shawn Wayans; Scary Movie 2). Darryl doesn't care about his wife's new promotion; he just wants to have a child--and he gets one when Calvin arrives on his doorstep dressed in baby clothes. At which point; the kicks; head-butts; and blunt object trauma to the groin begin. It's beside the point to argue whether or not this is definitively funny; blows to the groin either make you laugh or they don't; and if they do; you know who you are and you should seek this movie out. It will give you all you could possibly ask for; including numerous jokes about bodily functions and breasts. Also featuring John Witherspoon (Friday); Tracy Morgan (Saturday Night Live); Chazz Palminteri (Bullets Over Broadway); and cameos by Molly Shannon (Superstar) and Rob Schneider (Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo). --Bret Fetzer

Stills from Little Man (click for larger image)